Black Friday? You want me to work on Mooley Monday too? How ‘bout Nigga Tuesday?

Black Friday? You want me to work on Mooley Monday too? How ‘bout Nigga Tuesday?

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things to watch out for this thanksgiving

things to watch out for this thanksgiving

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wtf?

wtf?

(via darkegreen)
It’s the Roc—Holla!

(via darkegreen)

It’s the Roc—Holla!

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Someone handed me a picture and said, “This is a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture of you is when you were younger. “Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.” How you’d pull that off? What’s that camera look like?
Mitch Hedberg

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“A Day in the Life of Nick Swardson”

Best. T-shirt. Ever.

Best. T-shirt. Ever.