Black Friday? You want me to work on Mooley Monday too? How ‘bout Nigga Tuesday?
wtf?
yes we fucking are
reblog if this is your life.
Someone handed me a picture and said, “This is a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture of you is when you were younger. “Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.” How you’d pull that off? What’s that camera look like?
Mitch Hedberg
“A Day in the Life of Nick Swardson”
Best. T-shirt. Ever.
